By Kuya Allen
Photo: Vika Petlakh // Producer & Editor: Kuya Allen // Videogarpher: Shey Allen // Styling Elizabeth Margulis // Grooming: Alina Macks // Styling Assistant: Tori Bar-Shalom // Lighting: George Hysmith
Luxury has always been sold to us as distance.
Distance from normalcy. Distance from inconvenience. Distance from everyone else.
The perfect car. The perfect watch. The perfect hotel reservation no one else can get. Somewhere along the way, luxury became less about feeling something and more about proving something. That’s what makes The Gstaad Guy so fascinating.
Beneath the satire, beneath the cashmere jokes and Alpine one liners, he’s actually trying to recover something softer underneath all of it.
Comfort. Warmth. Familiarity. Being understood.
That’s the real throughline between Constance, Colton, Poubel, and now Bentley.
They look like different projects on the surface, but emotionally, they’re all asking the same question: what actually makes people feel taken care of?
“I think luxury is about comfort,” he tells us. “The best hotels, the best restaurants, the best experiences, they know you better than you know yourself. You walk in and they already understand what you need before you ask for it. That feeling is luxury to me.”
That answer kind of reframed the entire conversation.
Because suddenly the characters stop feeling like internet comedy and start feeling like emotional archetypes. Constance isn’t just old money satire. Colton isn’t just a parody of trend culture. They’re two opposing instincts people constantly negotiate within themselves.
“One is timeless, one is timely,” he explains. “Constance is more about substance. Colton is more about status.”
It’s funny when he says it. But it’s also true.
That tension exists everywhere now. Between heritage and hype. Permanence and relevance. Craftsmanship and visibility. The desire to own something meaningful versus the desire to be seen owning it. And somehow, The Gstaad Guy managed to build one of the internet’s sharpest observations of modern luxury culture by simply exaggerating what already exists.
What makes the project work is that he genuinely loves the world he’s satirizing.
You can feel it when he talks about craftsmanship. Materials. Rituals. Taste. He notices everything. The way wealthy people move through rooms. The brands they obsess over. The subtle social codes most people miss. There’s admiration underneath the humor because the project was never built to mock luxury from the outside. It was built by someone deeply fascinated by why people search for refinement in the first place.
“I’ve always been incredibly observant,” he says. “I was always watching dynamics, watching behavior, trying to understand why certain people gravitated toward certain things.”
That curiosity became Constance and Colton. Two exaggerated extremes born from the same ecosystem.
For our dual digital cover, we wanted to fully lean into that duality. Two covers. Same person. Two completely different energies existing within one identity.
Because the more we spoke to him, the more it became obvious these characters were never really separate people. They’re mirrors. Different expressions of aspiration, insecurity, elegance, ego, and taste all living side by side.
And honestly, that’s why heritage luxury brands trust him.
Not because he flatters them, but because he understands the emotional psychology underneath luxury better than most traditional advertising ever could.
Luxury isn’t just product to him. It’s atmosphere. It’s memory. It’s belonging.
That philosophy becomes even clearer with Poubel, his jewelry project. On paper, it’s charms and accessories. In practice, it’s identity design. Tiny personal objects that make people feel recognized.
“I wanted people to wear things that define them,” he says. “The best feeling is when someone knows you deeply enough to give you something that feels specific to you.”
Again, it comes back to being understood.
That idea eventually evolved into his most ambitious project yet: Bentley.
Not just a collaboration, but an actual reimagining of what a Bentley designed through the lens of The Gstaad Guy universe would feel like emotionally. The Chalet Edition wasn’t conceived as a flex piece. It was imagined as a sanctuary.
“The Gstaad Guy is obsessed with his chalet,” he says laughing. “It’s warm. It cocoons him. It’s safe. It takes care of him. So I thought, what if we made a chalet on wheels?”
And somehow, that sentence perfectly captures the deeper philosophy behind his entire body of work.
The best luxury experiences do not make you feel intimidated. They make you exhale.
They make you feel anticipated. Cared for. Known.
That’s probably why his audience connects so deeply to the project, even beyond the world of ultra luxury itself. Because underneath all the jokes about linen trousers and inherited wealth is someone trying to articulate a very human desire: the desire to feel at home somewhere.
Even success itself feels strangely secondary to him now. When we asked about the Bentley collaboration, what stood out wasn’t the scale of it. It was how naturally he spoke about imagination.
“When I started this project, I literally had a Bentley on my vision board,” he says.
“So it feels surreal, but it also feels strangely inevitable.”
That balance between dreaming and intention feels central to everything he creates. The humor makes the work accessible, but the aspiration underneath it is completely sincere.
And maybe that’s what The Gstaad Guy really understands better than most people.
Luxury was never supposed to make us feel distant from ourselves.
The best version of it brings us closer.





